More accurately it would be
left on a jet plane. I am writing this in a hotel room in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
Flat tire on the way to the airport, plane left an hour late and arrived an hour and a half late, missed connecting flight, was not told what the replacement flight was or given boarding card, then not picked up from airport.
Now I need to do buttloads of work, find a flat, a car and a job for my wife. I'll need to get a social security number, a bank account, a credit card and a work visa for my wife. I have no furniture, no tv, no computer. My wife is freaking out from the culture shock and being stranded in a country where she knows nobody.
And people still ask me if I'm excited about moving here.